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Just a Little to Baked
By Krista Flynn
Parody of Too Little Too Late
By JoJo
I smoked some weed and now I'm stoned
Guess I gotta get another half o
Are my eyes starting to chink?
You know I'm just a little to baked
I bust more chop and smoke a bong
Fuck the joints 'cause they take too long
Becasue of weed I am sane
You know I'm just a little to baked
So let me get up in
'Cause the weed is burning fast
And I should be in class
Smoke me up man
Or eles I'll have to kick your ass
'Cause you know...
I'm just a little to baked
A little to stoned
And it feels great
Getting high comes with everyday
You know I'm just a little to baked
I have huge dope trees
Growin' for me
And I gotta say
Getting high comes with everyday
You know I'm just a little to baked
Yeahh You know I'm just a little to baked
I get high
With cheech and chong
I'll tell you what
Their dope is bomb
Do you wanna toke with me now?
You know I'm just a little to baked
Don't let your homies down
You gotta lend a hand
Smoke me up a gram
If there's no problems
They'll probly smoke me up again
Cause you know...
I'm just a little to baked
A little to stoned
And it feels great
Getting high comes with everyday
You know I'm just a little to baked
I have huge dope trees
Growin' for me
And I gotta say
Getting high comes with everyday
You know I'm just a little to baked
I can smoke
With all of my lungs yeah
If you have the dope to give (If you have the dope to give)
With a chop like this
I'll be high all day
And that's my way to live
Yeah
I'm just a little to baked
I'm just a little to baked
A little to stoned
And it feels great
Getting high comes with everyday
You know I'm just a little to baked
I have huge dope trees
Growin' for me
And I gotta say
Getting high comes with everyday
You know I'm just a little to baked
Do you think that they,
Ever smoke weed in heaven?
Is the high the same,
When you smoke weed in heaven?
Do they smoke hydro?
Or some strain unknown?
I gotta know,
How's the "dro",
There in heaven?
How much is a pound?
If I buy it in heaven?
Will I hit the ground?
If I smoke weed from heaven?
Are there good deals?
And stoner meals
'Cause if there's not
I won't toke,
Up in heaven
Do they smoke fat blunts?
Do they smoke from bongs?
Up there is it right?
Up there is it wrong?
Is it wrong?
Beyond the door,
Do you think there's more?
'Cause I know,
They have more,
Weed in heaven
Are there any cops,
Who take your weed in heaven?
Do you get locked up,
If you smoke weed in heaven?
Do they smoke alone?
Or with friends at home?
Where do they go,
When there's no
Weed in heaven?
Where do they go,
When there's no
Weed in heaven?
____________________________________________
Unfaithful
Riannah
So Stoned
K2DaRista
Story of my life,
I was always high.
My friends were all stoners too.
We would smoke all day
Blow all our cash away
On blunt wraps and lots of food
Let me tell you what
We smoked alot of bud
Until some lady smelled it too.
Now the cops are rollin' in
Just got busted agian
And now there's nothing eles to do
And I know that
They know I was so stoned when I came inside
They could smell the weed i was tryin' to hide.
I'm loosin my buzz.
I don't wanna hit the pipe no more.
I can give you one reason why
The neighbors right next door
Have a bigger bong just there inside
I don't wanna hear from cops no more
I just wanna sit here and get high.
I just wanna be...
A Stoner...
(to be continued)
____________________________________________
Lean on Me
Beatles
Smoke Some Weed
K2DaRista
Some times in our lives
We all get high
We all smoke reefer
And If you have weed
You know I'll be
There tomorrow
Smoke some weed,
When your not stoned
You will get high
It will be awesome
But you may find
That your real tired
And the whole fridge is gone
Ya gotta smoke some reefer when you need a hand
We all need some reefer to smoke on
You'll find that reefer helps you understand
We all need some reefer to smoke on
_____________________________________________
Jesus Take The Wheel
Carrie Underwood
Jesus Pack a Bowl
K2DaRista
We were toking on a Friday
With the pot i bought from a hippy
One year on 4:20
He told us it was crazy
That it'd make us more lazy
then we've ever been
With four bongs to go
We were runnin' low
And everyone was dry
There was none in sight...
We were really high
And we didn't pay attention
And we smoked it way to fast
Before we knew it
The bong we just smoked had been our last
We were all high when we realized
That all our chop was gone
Then suddenly
Jesus was right in front of me...
Jesus pack a bowl
Put it in my hands
This high won't last all day
I'm getting stoned with your help or not
Cause I can't live
Without pot...
Jesus pack a bowl
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